I found this large, heavy, headless male while walking on the beach with Theo (The Beagle) yesterday and I’m amazed I was able to lug him back to my house…
He is over 7 feet tall, weighs over 100 lbs, has nipples made of spikes (Or are they eyes? Haven’t decided), a penis and knotty knees.
When I saw him, he was in the surf and I dragged him up the beach to a public access stairway. I’d intended on just leaving him there as a community sculpture, but as I walked home, I realized he was too special to leave to the elements.
I think that as you scroll down, you’ll agree that he’s pretty amazing.